2000 Inaugural MRO Season Race 1 – The Bulbston Slobberknocker

2000 Inaugural Mainland Racing Organization Season Race 1
Location: Bulbston, Norzinalphas – The Mainland

Bulbston Slobberknocker Race Results:
Pos. # Driver Pts.
1. 3 Buck Ernie 40
2. 12 Subby Stitute 39
3. 100 Johnny Harver 38
4. 101 Beary 37
5. 34 Casey Johnson 36
6. 10 Yellow Black 35
7. 37 Lori MacLaughlin 34
8. 8 Jan Bensen 33
9. 5 Ayrton Weird 32
10. 77 Substitute Driver 31
11. 7 Mark MacLaughlin 30
12. 64 Ariboy Pum 29
13. 83 Eric Macky 28
14. 52 Kaela Macky 27
15. 07 Karleigh Kiddis 26
16. 54 Urban Piper 25
17. 98 Cookie & Elli 24
18. 55 Bobby Stuffer 23
19. 72 Doland Duck 22
20. 73 Donald Fammer 21
21. 00 Fro Snowman 20
22. 16 Big Snowman 19
23. 17 Earl Stevenson 18
24. 25 Will Win 17
25. 20 Red Roberts 16
26. 99 Max Martin 15
27. 27 Chuck Champwatcher 14
28. 29 Nestley Lochseer 13
29. 19 Sonny B Rider 12
30. 18 Spotty Racer 11
31. 43 Stripey Painter 10
32. 13 Lyze Arbad 9
33. 26 Anthony Stickler 8
34. 15 Clyde Withsomething* 7
35. 74 Sunny Brighter 6
36. 1 Burton Bobby (DNF) 5
37. 21 Richard Rakeson (DNF)4
38. 30 Agry Essive (DNF) 3
39. 6 Ted Bitslow (DNF) 2
40. 69 Rainbowbear (DNF) 1
41. 28 Fireball Aider (DNF) 0

*This guy doesn’t actually wreck every race.

DNQ:
#2 Jackson Piper (0 pts)
#14 Ashton Barney (0 pts)

Race Story Points:
• Fireball Aider’s spin triggered a crash on Lap 68. Five cars were eliminated, including Aider.
• Towards the end of the final lap, Lap 110/110, Subby Stitute accidentally knocked Burton Bobby loose in a hard battle for 2nd.
• Burton Bobby’s car smacked the outside wall and came to a halt, ending his race one turn short of the Finish Line.
• Buck Ernie, who had taken the lead on Lap 94, crossed the Finish Line 1st and won the race.
• Yellow Black beat Lori MacLaughlin in a photo finish for 6th.
• Substitute Driver, Subby Stitute’s father and car owner, told trackside reporters he was thrilled to finish 10th in his own car but most likely wouldn’t run it again in 2000.
• After the race, Beary, one year old and therefore barely old enough to drive (Beary is a young bear and Imaginaryland bears age oddly), used the prize money he’d earned from his 4th-place finish to buy the car he’d raced from his team owner, an older bear named Red.

BUCK ERNIE IS THE WINNER!

© Eric C. MacLaughlin and Eric M’s World of Imagination, 2018. All rights reserved.

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